GIRL SCOUT SONG lyrics : "My Momma Don't Wear No Socks"
A ding dong, dong dong dong
A ding, dong dong, dong dong, a ding dong
Verse:
My momma don't wear no socks
(a ding dong)
I was there when she took 'em off!
(a ding dong)
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(a ding dong)
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Possible verses:
-She threw them under the bed, now we know why the Boogeyman's dead!
-She threw them in outer space, wiped out a whole alien race!
-She threw them at the wall, now the bugs refuse to crawl!
-She threw them in the sky, now the birds refuse to fly!
-She threw them at the tree, now the dogs refuse to pee!
-She threw them in the Atlantic, now we know what sank the Titanic!
-She threw them in the shower, now the shower needs Lysol power!
-She threw them in the VCR, now the VCR needs CPR!
-She threw them under the covers, now she don't get no lovers!
-She threw them in the sky, now Superman refuses to fly!
-She threw them at the wall, now Spiderman refuses to crawl!
-She threw them in the room, now it's called the Temple of Doom!
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