Now Parrish was born on a summer's morn
High up on Salisbury plain
His parents were surprised when he opened his eyes

And said how do You do Parrish is my name

He started in school breaking every rule

Violence was his only relief
For someone so small
To burn down the school hall

Was to him an education that just
Couldn't be beat


Throughout every, week of every half a year
Throughout every month of every day
At the age of thirteen

When most boys should still be green
His experience with women was to say the least great


The best way to describe him in later life

Is to go back to where it began

While abducting a Nun
He had suddenly become
Converted from a sinner to a

Godfearing man

Throughout every week of every half a year

Throughout every month of every day
If he gets to be Pope
And who's to say he has no hope

There'll be one hell of a party down
Salisbury way


Incredible though it sounds he still astounds
All those who hear him speak
The man they, used to call

The biggest villain of them all
Former child delinquent now a good
Parish Priest