[Intro: Ghostface Killah (samples)]
[phone rings 6 times]
Yeah... I don't know, that (*##$ bugged out and %#@!

She $#&@in' other ^!$$%z
("Hello?", "Hey!") Hey ("Who was you up last night?")


[Ghostface Killah]
Yo, she didn't pick up, guess she was gettin' her !@$% ate up
I let it ring a whole bunch of times, before I hung up

Now mind you, I just got finished diggin' her out
With my boxers on, and I had my joint in her mouth
Gaggin' and %#@!, lookin' down at the (*##$, laughin'

I'm about to smash that #~!!@ like baby Aspirins
I'm $#&@in' her, like I had feelings for the (*##$
I caught feelings for the (*##$, $#&@ in Pretty Tone's whip

If I wasn't whipped, why I keep givin' up my dick
Like it's voodoo on the kid, I keep suckin' on her !@$%
From the bed to the bathroom, Toney dickin' her down

Sweatin' bullets like we in the ring, goin' some rounds
Miss Lucy, eatin' sushi, playin' with her cucci
On some Lil' Kim %#@!, tattoo right up on her booty

That said "Bet you five beans, you can't even move me"
Know how to work the #~!!@ muscles when your dick is in that cootie
That's right, yeah her nookie's the bomb

She had ^!$$%z wrapped around her middle finger, like the female Fonz
But anyway know what, I'mma call her again
Dododododododo, if she diss me, I'mma $#&@ up her Benz


"Hello?"
"Hey woman, this is the second time I've called you!"

"So what?"

[Chorus: sample]

I decided to update my crew..
Partyin' hard and stayin' on the move..
Playin' it cool, takin' it as they come..

Not rushin' into love with anyone
Last night changed it all.... I really had a ball
Last night changed it all.... I really had a ball


[Outro: girl (Ghostface Killah) and Theodore Unit]
Damn, ^!$$%, stop $#&@in' touchin' me

(Come on, ma, I thought you had an ant on your leg)
Man, you know I ain't have no $#&@in' ant on me
{This ^!$$% Starks got ants in his car!}

(Mutha$#&@a! You got ants in your mouth, (*##$!)
Aiyo, Tone, aiyo, Tone, watch the way you drivin', man
It's snowin' right now! (Mutha$#&@a, I got it, ^!$$% I got it!)

Your drinkin' and drivin' and %#@!
(Mutha$#&@a.. give me another shot of that goose
I mean come on, give me some more Goose ^!$$%!)

Aiyo son sweatin' bullets back here and %#@!, g
Yo roll the window down, yo, he bowling ball head, he bowling ball head
(Yo, aiyo, I ^!$$%, thrown over my %#@!)

Man, $#&@ that %#@!, Starks who the $#&@ record over it
(Yo listen, baby, I camp real slow right now) Man $#&@ this
Mutha$#&@a we in the Bronx, man! Be quiet, yeah you right (hold on, hold on)

Oohh %#@!... that's that Theodore %#@! right here, g!