Peter lost another job today
He showed up drunk and forty minutes late
It was his last mistake

Peter drank all through the day
Another drink to numb the pain
But the day remained


Hey Hey Hey
Another ordinary day

Hey Hey Hey
Another ordinary day
In an ordinary world

With ordinary boys $#&@ing ordinary girls
In an oridinary time
So ordinary that we are losing our minds

So whatca gonna do
The choice is up to you


Mary got knocked up again
She got drunk and slept with her best friend
Mary didn't know what to say

Because she knew that her best friend was gay
She $#&@ed him anyway


Hey Hey Hey
Another ordinary day
Hey Hey Hey

Another ordinary day
In an ordinary world
With ordinary boys $#&@ing ordinary girls

In an oridinary time
So ordinary that we are losing our minds
So whatca gonna do

The choice is up to you

Peter climbed into his car

Filled up his tank and fled to foreign parts
With a broken heart


Mary is a single mom
She loves her son but amends the life she lost
She bears a heavy cross


Hey Hey Hey
Another ordinary day

Hey Hey Hey
Another ordinary day
In an ordinary world

With ordinary boys $#&@ing ordinary girls
In an oridinary time
So ordinary that we are losing our minds

So whatca gonna do
The choice is up to you