Chorus
I got a new kind sexy
I'm working on a recipe for fresh

And exotic combinations of some fresh kinds of sexy
A new kind of sexy


Verse 1
My face is like the California government
In terms of how it tends to budget what it's covered in

Hair follicles are public school doors
Every day I open up a new pore
And close two more

But it's improper now to comment on what's risen
Because pimples pop up commoner than prisons
It's all blackheads-- no justice now

But they get overcrowded and I bust em out
I'm like Pop! Pop! mother$#&@er, I'm a bad man
And some day my skin'll crack like the Badlands

Like my dad's is
But if that's all, I don't give a rat's balls
I'll wear them like they're badges

Damn a boyscout
They're manscout patches
Cause I'm endowed, and how! Dammit

And I know my body makes you want to hang out bad
The way my skin is cleaner than a Shamwow ad
And someday you'll see my stubble from the hubble

On my mama on the double I'mma look like Barney Rubble

Chorus

But for now
I got a new kind sexy
I'm working on a theorem of a new

And experimental blend of different rare kinds of sexy
A new kind of sexy


[INTUITION VERSE- ask him what he said]

CHORUS


[DUMBFOUNDEAD VERSE- ask him]


George verse 2
Yesterday I bought a pullupbar
I made plans to go jog down the boulevard

I changed my culinary choices from full of starch
To full of %#@!
It's total farce

I haven't run a lap in years
But I'll crack a beer
And run the poker table like a $#&@in racketeer

Boom shakalack-$#&@
Let's have a potluck
I got a hot buck burning a hole in my pocket

So let's hit the tac-truck
Jock's suck
Just throw everything we got in the wok

And let's grub till it looks like we're knocked up

CHORUS


JT brought sexy back, but it's a cheap one
So I brought that sexy back for a refund

A new sexy's begun