[Intro]
I hate vans
I hate planes

I hate the woods
I hate subways


[Verse]
I hate small towns
I hate stairs

I hate elevators
I hate train yards
I hate Ayn Rand

I hate tunnels

[Pre-chours]

I hate hospitals
And doctors, and lawyers, and COPS


[Chours]
[Louis' laugh]
[Zoey's laugh]

[Bill's laugh]
Francis


[Verse]
I hate helicopters
I hate the water

I hate sewers
I hate lawyers
When are ther gonna get done practicing law?


[Chours]
[Louis' laugh]

[Zoey's laugh]
[Bill's laugh]
Francis


[Hooks]
You know what I don't hate?

You know what I don't hate?
You know what I don't hate?
I don't hate vest


You know what I don't hate?
You know what I don't hate?

You know what I don't hate?
I don't hate vest


You know what I don't hate?
You know what I don't hate?
You know what I don't hate?

I don't hate vest

[Louis]

Francis!
What the hell is wrong with you?


[Pre-bridge]
I hate stairs, planes, vans, woods, and small towns, small towns
Stairs, planes, vans, woods, and subways

C-C-C-C-COPS

[Bridge]

Elevators, train yards, Ayn Rand, tunners
Elevators, train yards, Ayn Rand, tunners
Vans

Elevators, train yards, Ayn Rand, tunners
Elevators, train yards, Boomer!!


[Chours]
[Louis' laugh]
[Zoey's laugh]

[Bill's laugh]
Francis


[Francis]
Vans (Yeah!)
Woods (Yeah!)
Planes (Yeah!)
Stairs


Vans (Yeah!)
Woods (Yeah!)
Planes (Yeah!)
Stairs, subways, and water


[Hooks]
You know what I don't hate?
You know what I don't hate?
You know what I don't hate?

I don't hate vest

You know what I don't hate? [Louis' sound]
You know what I don't hate? [Louis' sound]
You know what I don't hate? [Louis' sound]

I don't hate vest

You know what I don't hate? [Louis, and Zoey's sound]
You know what I don't hate? [Louis, and Zoey's sound]
You know what I don't hate? [Louis, and Zoey's sound]
I don't hate vest


You know what I don't hate? [Louis, Zoey, and Bill's sound]
You know what I don't hate? [Louis, Zoey, and Bill's sound]
You know what I don't hate? [Louis, Zoey, and Bill's sound]
I don't hate vest-vest-vest-vest-vest-vest...