Me and Lucifer,
Lucifer and me.


Just like the angel that fell,
Banished forever to hell,
Today have I been expelled

From high school heaven.

Elevator going down,

Going down, going down.
Everybody going down,
Going down, going down.


This is my doom,
My humiliation.

October, not June,
And it's summer vacation.
Such a disgrace,

How can I face the nation?
Why does this pain
Bring me such strange elation?


Escalator going down,
Going down, going down.

Everybody going down,
Going down, going down.


Emancipation Proclamation,
Oh Dr. Lincoln
My head needs shrinkin'

Lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu Lucifer and me
Doomed from here
To eternity.


Going up, and going down,
Going down, going down.

Everybody going down, going down,
Going down, down,
Every everybody down, down

Every every everybody.

Forgive me if I don't cry,

It's like the Fourth of July.
Thank God that angels can fly!
Down, down, down,

Going down, down, down,
Going down, down, down,
Going down!