Have a farmer's tan contest,
Wear no sleeves under your life vest,
Drink Monster till you get the shakes,

Go for hours without a water break...

Chorus:

Dumb ways to fry!
So many dumb ways to fry-y...
Dumb ways to fry-y-y,

So many dumb ways to fry!

Don't replace what you lose in sweat,

Stay out of the shade to win a bet,
Use an SPF 3 sunblock,
Refuse to wear a hat because of your mohawk...


Chorus


Refrain:
Go on a canoe trip without hydration...
Claim that skin cancer is your aspiration...

Forget to reapply your sunblock after swimming,
Ignore advice to drink copious amounts of water,
Sunbathe during the hottest time of day,

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

The dumbest ways to fry.

The dumbest ways to fry!
The dumbest ways to fry-y-y...
So many dumb, so many dumb ways to fry!