If your paycheck depends on
The weather and the clock
If your conversation calls for

A little more than a coffee pot
If you need to pour your heart out
And try to rectify some situation

That you're facing
Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar $$#ociation


When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket
For most things you don't mind
But when your dollar goes to all of those

Standing in a welfare line
Well rejoice you have a voice
If you're concerned about the destination

Of this great nation
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar $$#ociation


It represents the hardhat
Gunrack, achin'-back
Over taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd

They're heart is in the music
And they love to play it loud
There's no forms or applications

There's no red tape administrations
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar $$#ociation


We're all one big family
Throughout the cities and the towns
We don't reach for handouts

we reach for those who are down
And every local chapter has a seven day a week
Available consultation

For your frustration
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar $$#ociation


It represents the mud flaps
Six pack, beer crack
Over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd

They're heart is in the music
And they love to play it loud
There's no forms or applications

There's no red tape administrations
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar $$#ociation