You say hello
And I say hello back
You say it's nice to

See me again crap

This conversation just keeps going

Want to get through this without you knowing
You can see it in my eyes
My calculating bull%#@! lies

You look at me so appalled
'cause I don't recognize you at all


Now am I an $$#hole
Or are you just boring?
'Cause one of these two things must be true

Am I self absorbed, preoccupied, and shockingly cunty
Or is there just nothing memorable about you?
Well even if I'm arrogant and totally suck

I'm still betting on the latter 'cause you're bland as $#&@.

I don't know who you are

I don't have a freaking clue
So get a catchphrase, get an accent
$#&@ your face up with a tattoo

Okay, so fine, so now you know
That I don't know, so there you go
That you don't even look a little familiar to me

And I blame you
I blame you


I'm willing to bet
This happens to you a lot
This can't be the first

Blank stare that you've got

You're a sand-filled desert without a mirage

You're a Honda Accord in a parking garage
You're camouflage on camouflage
You're a dumb white guy on entourage

You've chosen no form of expression
Yet expect to make an impression


Now am I a %#@!head
Or are you just blugh?
Hey I think that question is pretty fair

You're looking at me like I discovered Alaska
But I won't remember you anyway so I don't care
You're overwhelming averageness is such a drag

So fix the situation or wear a name tag

I don't know who you are

Not even a little bit
Carry nun-chucks, adopt a black kid
To make people give a %#@!

Okay, so fine, so now you know
That I don't know, so there you go
That you don't even look a little familiar to me

And I blame you
I blame you


I blame you
I blame you