Get on my go kart, strap myself in
Rev up the engine let the fun begin
Put my foot on the gas and I'm outta the gate

But the faster I go, the more the metal vibrates

My body's tingling from my head to my toes

But the thing that's really buzzing I hope nobody knows
Cause I'm feeling kinda funny in a biblical way
God damn it's shaking hard on my Georgia O'Keefe bouquet


I never guessed this trembling machine would
Turn the motor on under my hood


Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating
Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating

Go kart racing, no stopping til I cross the finish line

Shifting gears I can feel my heart throb

Hope nobody notices I'm getting a lube job
Don't need no gentleman to start my engine
Cause I can even feel a little rear suspension


Trying to cover up my scandal like I'm Goldman Sachs
But %#@! is getting real on this indoor

track
About to go blind and I feel like a creep
Cause it's pressing on my horn like beep beep beep


Now my driving is getting erratic
Cause this transmission is automatic


Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating
Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating

Go kart racing, no stopping til I cross the finish line

If the fruit is ripe you might as well pluck it

Was gonna slow down but then I thought $#&@ it
No one look at me cause this is it
Green flag go go holy %#@!!


Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating
Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating

Go kart racing, no stopping til I cross the finish line