Making your way in the world today
takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries,

sure would help alot.

Wouldn't you like to get away?


All those nights when you've got no lights,
the check is in the mail;

and your little angel
hung the cat up by its tail;
And your third fiance didnt show;


Sometimes you want to go
where everybody knows your name,

and they're always glad you came;
You want to be where you can see,
Our troubles are all the same;

You want to be where everybody knows your name.

Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead;

The morning's looking bright;
And your shrink ran off to Europe,
And didn't even write;

And your husband wants to be a girl;

Be glad there's one place in the world

Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to go where people know,

People are all the same;
You want to go where everybody knows your name.


Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
Where everybody knows your name,

And they're always glad you came...