Mayday Mayday
The captain lost control again
The f**king ship is breaking up

We're going down in flames
Mayday Mayday
Man overboard again

The sharks already circling
They only eat the brave
The SS Death lost everything

No one here can f**king swim
So baby, baby hold me tight
While I drown myself in you tonight

Mayday Mayday



The ship has hit the rocks again
This isn't going to f**king work
We're heading to our graves

Mayday Mayday
The captains lost his way we're sinking in the river sticks
No one can escape

Ladies and Gentlemen
May I have your attention please
This is the captain of your ship

I'm sorry we depart this way
You left me broken hearted
But I never loved you anyway