CHORUS:
I'm sorry Kate Middleton
But I don't care about your baby

Got more important things to do
Than worry 'bout when that baby's due
I'm sorry Kate Middleton

'Cause I'm sure you're a lovely lady
But I would rather concentrate on my life
Than the offspring of the future King and his wife


V1:
I don't need to be concerned

With the name of your child
Because I'm not gonna be one of the ones
Queueing up in single file

To get a glimpse of your newborn
When it finally arrives
Everybody's anticipating

Impatient, but let me ask why

PRE-CHORUS:

Isn't it just another miracle
That happens with men and women
And sure, I said that it's a miracle

But is it really that different
The same as what every other mother went through
Oh, why is your child so special?

Perhaps it's cause the blood will be blue
But I don't care if it's on another level


CHORUS

V2:

By the time you get to hear
This graceful ode and interlude
Your kid will be in your arms

And, more importantly, in the view
Of the general public
'Cause you know they'll be clamouring for a snapshot

Well-wishers camping at the hospital
Ooh, God damn, they hit the jackpot


PRE-CHORUS

CHORUS


BRIDGE:
Let me ask you why you wanted to have this baby

In someone of your position, it just seems a little crazy
You're the spouse of a royal, you're the Duchess of Cambridge
Your little prince or princess in the public eye, all the time, how on Earth can you face this now


CHORUS (with ad libs)