Everybody knows that I'm a scumbag
They won't come and see me in this dive
Everyone's afraid of what might happen to them

Or if they'll even get out of there alive



Some $#&@head in the corner is getting to me
Talkin' about the way I look and smell
Well I guess he don't know that I'm the Outlaw Scumfuc

Someone aughta' warn him before I knock him straight to Hell



Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag
I like !@#%s and !@^%s and I don't care
You can say just what you want to say about me

But if I hear you I might just go knock you off your chair



'Cause I like to drink whiskey by the gallon
I live on peanut butter sandwiches, I don't care
I spent some nights in jail in this old country

Everybody hates me and I just don't $#&@ing care



'Cause I can sing all those songs about (*##$es
And I still $#&@ all the prostitutes that I know
They tell me I smell like raw sewage

But I'm the man that you'll never know



Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag
They won't come and see me in this dive
Everyone's afraid of what might happen to them

Or if they'll even get out of there alive



Some $#&@head in the corner is getting to me
Talkin' about the way I look and smell
Well I guess he don't know it, but I'm the Outlaw Scumfuc

Someone aughta' warn him before I knock him straight to Hell



Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag
I like !@#%s and !@^%s and I don't care
You can say just what you want to say about me

But if I hear you I might just go knock you off your chair



And I can sing all those songs about (*##$es
And I still $#&@ all those prostitutes that I know
They tell me I smell like raw sewage

But I'm just the man that you'll never know



Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag
They'll never come and see me in this dive
You can say just what you want to say about me

I'll turn my back on you and I'll stick you from behind



'Cause everybody knows that I'm a scumbag...