Vampire wombats, vampire wombats
Robot vampire wombats!
They don't want to hurt you

They're really quite friendly
Robot vampire wombats
Although they're undead

They're really quite friendly
Robot vampire wombats
When their batteries run low

They get kinda grouchy
Robot vampire wombats
Just give them some cow's blood

And they'll be your best friend!
Robot vampire wombats
Vampire wombats, vampire wombats

Robot vampire wombats!
The first time I met one
I was in Poughkeepsie

Robot vampire wombats!
He brought me a sandwich
And got me quite tipsy

Robot vampire wombats!
We went to the ER
And got him some plasma

Robot vampire wombats
He slurped it and burped it
And now he's my best friend!

Robot vampire wombats
Vampire wombats, vampire wombats
Robot vampire wombats!