I'm still the biggest loser.
I $#&@ed up how could I lose her,
to such a boring guy? Is everything alright?

He don't deserve that girl.
He sure can't handle her.
It sucks so hard, what can I say?

She kicked my balls and ran away.

Is she trying to be funny?

It isn't Aprils fools day!
Just take a look around,
how could she turn me down?

This girl's got awful taste.
Her beaut is all a waste.
But what she lacks most are the brains!


I thought we had something cool.
But the way this turned out made me look like a fool.

I got rejected so bad.
She was the greatest love that I never had!


I've come to think about it.
Some girls are never worth it.
She can't make up her mind,

it's just a waste of time.
I wish you guys bad luck.
I hope your first time suck.

I honestly don't give a $#&@!

You don't need her. Just be a man.

Why would you need her? You still got your hand!
I don't need her. I won't feel torn.
Why would I need her? I still got !@$^!