two zero one three, got that drug rug status
gotta get in my getup: drug rug apparatus
we live in america, where it's legal to wear em

glad we don't live in iraq where it's illegal to wear em
do you need a clothing article thats itchy and fun
I have this snappy drug rug, here's another one

fits like a glove that doesn't really fit your hand
but its cool, i follow trends and so i understand
we wear drugs rugs every night and day

but mostly during the day
they make us look so cool, we really need a boat
to keep the babes at bay

i am very very popular in my school district
i am the drug rug king and these teachers are wack s**t
i wear them around thats basically all i do

& i dont have any hobbies but who cares about hobbies

listen, kids! this is the drug rug song!

if you wanna be cool you can sing along
if you don't then you can't cause aint so fly!
John: we got drugs rugs on, you got a suit and tie!


it's way cooler than sweaters, pants, and jeans
a big hit at college, even with the deans

they wanna F with the rug, i tell em take a hike
cause im about to get blazed as hell..........SIKE
sit down- take notes for a pop quiz in "rug-studies"

just kidding quizzes suck all you need are rugs and "cudi"
you can be dope like me in two steps or three
literally if thats how far you walk to get to the boutique

i've had a drug rug since 2001
i was a kid back then, twas two thousand and fun
when i wear my DR, i get way cooler

the kids mistake me for ferris bueller
we're sporting big $$# m-f'n bajas
we are now laughing at you like "haha"

get in the drug rug dojo, the drug rug zone,
its something you can do when youre all alone


listen, kids! this is the drug rug song!
if you wanna be cool you can sing along
if you don't then you can't cause aint so fly!

we got drugs rugs on, you got a suit and tie!





were the drug rug kids and were cool as hell

the popular kids used to beat us sill
we getting babes lookin suave, got a road to pave
the road to drug rug city

yeah we're rugging and rolling call the rock doc
drug rugs are dope- ain't no sock!!!
call 911 on my drug rug fun,

can you check the time? DRUG RUG O'CLOCK
i'm wearing a drug rug, and that's what i like to do
i wish i had a second one, so then i'd have two

i wanna pass my drug rug onto my grandson
and my grandaughter and my great grandson
of my drug rug domain, i am the master

i wish the factory men could make the rugs faster
i am drug rug perfection youre a walking disaster
im making a statement- damn the !@$(s


listen, kids! this is the drug rug song!
if you wanna be cool you can sing along

if you don't then you can't cause aint so fly!
we got drugs rugs on, you got a suit and tie!






D we do cool things
R were really really cool
U we understand social issues plaguing america

G were guys

R were ridiculously cool
U we live in the united states of america
G gee, we're cool


*dj goes wild*

WERE JUST 2 KIDS LIVIN THE AMERICAN DRREAM
WE GOT THAT DRUG RUG STATUS GOT THAT DRUG RUG GAME

STANDS FOR D DOUBLE R E A M
THESE DRUG RUGS CAUSING MAYHEM

WERE JUST 2 KIDS LIVIN THE AMERICAN DRREAM
WE GOT THAT DRUG RUG STATUS GOT THAT DRUG RUG GAME

I'M A DRUG RUG DUDE I'M A DRUG RUG BRO
DRUG RUGS SHOULDN'T STOP, DRUG RUGS SHOULD