I get up in the morning and have myself a bite to eat.

Wash my hands brush my teeth put some sneakers on my feet.


I grab my keys go out the door I want something from the store


I don't care that people stare when I shop in my underwear

They said to leave that's not right, I do have pants but they're too tight


I said thats not fair so I dropped my underwear


The manager did yell and shout then he told me to get out

I get back home, check the mail shopping was an epic fail


Get ou the car get a stare I'm not wearing underwear


Locked my keys in the car, things not looking good so far.....