Time to relax
Kick back, turn my lappy on
I got my Day 9, my bong

and some pterodactyl !@$^
I'm checkin' rage comics
and surfin' /r/trees

I got my Rap News and Jon Lajoie
and it's all free


Click all day at work
I'm clickin' all night long
I clickety-click 'til I get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome


Oh Internet! Is there anything you can't do?
I love you man, wish there was something I could do for you


THERE IS MY FRIEND
Jesus Christ dude!

NO THIS IS NOT JESUS SPEAKING TO YOU
THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE INTERNET
Oh my god what the hell

I'm tripping out
I NEED YOUR HELP SO COULD YOU PLEASE SETTLE DOWN?


LONG HAVE I FROLICKED
UNCENSORED AND FREE
BUT THERE ARE THOSE THAT WOULD TRY TO SILENCE ME


Like who?
THE GOVERNMENT AND ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY

WANT TO RESTRICT ME WITH SOPA AND PROTECT IP

What do you want me to do?

I WANT YOU INSIDE ME
What the $#&@?!?
QUIT THINKING WITH SUCH A PERVERTED MIND PLEASE

I NEED YOU TO GET ON ME

Seriously?!? Come on, man

AND TELL AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU POSSIBLE CAN
PUT IT IN THE FORM OF A FUNKY-ASS JAM AND UPLOAD IT


Okay, I think I can handle that, man
I'm sure we could slap down a little rhyme for you
NOW HURRY YOU !#$#-CLOWN THERE IS NO TIME TO LOSE


Alright everybody
I swear to god this is true

The Internet itself just told me to tell you
You gotta get off of Battlenet and quit looking at cats
they wanna $#&@ with our Internets and it's time to fight back


FIGHT! FIGHT!
$#&@ Sopa and Protect IP

Keep the web open and free
Here's a lesson don't you ever forget:
Don't $#&@ with the Internet!!!


It's all propaganda propagated by the elite
and they're freaked

cuz they cash cows are going obsolete
and they're forced to compete with indie artists and developers
who are light years ahead of them because they're better competitors


And instead of fighting fair they call their friends up on the hill
and stuff their greedy pockets

with dirty dollar bills

Next thing you know the future of the free world is being debated

by people so old they don't know how email is operated

and today it's SOPA but tomorrow they'll name it different

so Internet vigilantes: We must remain vigilant.
Because the people will fight back that's one fact I have no doubt of
So take your censorship and shove it up the $$# you pulled it out of


FIGHT! FIGHT!
$#&@ Sopa and Protect IP
Keep the web open and free
Here's a lesson don't you ever forget:

Don't $#&@ with the Internet!!!

Freedom of speech is under attack our jokes ...
This could be the most significant battle of our time
'Cause today they say the won't stop the power of ...

Sooner or later ... the sense of all the things
That's the real reason why they went after ...
'Cause opresive government ...
'Cause it's tough run in a power ... now more than ever before
'Cause we can move faster than ever

Who would've thought?
From the occupied movement to the go daddy boycott
We can organize protests all across the world
... for this sick little girl
... to put a freeze on this technology would be foolish and insane

And if they did lock in the net ... people began
... getting any news out of CNN
Because the Internet connection to one another
The human races we are humans and brothers
United in the battle for a better way
To find a future by the history you write today

yeah we'll fight 'em but they're gonna keep coming back around
So we can never give up and never back down
Let's stand on ground ...

FIGHT! FIGHT!
$#&@ Sopa and Protect IP
Keep the web open and free

Here's a lesson don't you ever forget:
Don't $#&@ with the Internet!!!