As I floated lonely down the street one day
Who did I see slippin' my way?
Slum Goddess from the Lower East Side

Slum Goddess gonna make her my bride

Not a chick in the world who's happy to be she

My swinging little goddess from Avenue B
It's really very groovy
To take her to a movie

Where we make it in the balcony

Slum goddess from the Lower East Side

Slum goddess gonna make her my bride

First time that we balled it nearly drove me insane

Next time that we balled it ripped me out of my brain
Third time that we balled I nearly fainted dead
I woke up she was on her knees stompin' on my head.


Slum goddess from the Lower East Side
Slum goddess I'm gonna make her my bride