[Fredro talking]
Now lemme do the intro
What up yo? Yo I'm smokin this joint right

And I was thinkin, what if I could make
The perfect (*##$, get all the (*##$es I like
Knamsayin? And make my own (*##$, $#&@ that, yo, yo


[Chorus: x3]
If I could make the perfect (*##$

She would look just like th-is
If I could make the perfect (*##$


[Verse 1]
She would look like Maia, face like Tamia
Lips like Aaliyah, haircut like Nia

Wit a twist of Halle, body like Jennifer
Physique like Vivica, more soul then Erykah
Not to say, bad as Beyonce

Typical hood (*##$ like Mary J.
wit a $$# like Janet Jackson..
No $$# like Toni Braxton !@%$ like Janet Jackson

Wit a splash of Stacey Dash, sittin phat
In Prada bags, steppin out the topless jag
Skin tone like Ananda, freak (*##$ like Madonna

Wit a lotta Prada, bada like Donna
Legs long like Tyra, and strong like Mya
The perfect (*##$ jump into flames of fire

Brandy mixed wit Monica, body like Veronica, perfect (*##$

[Chorus]


[Verse 2]
If I could make the perfect (*##$

She would look just like thid, begettes on her wrist
Down on the crist, exotic (*##$es, switch wigs like Kim
Choclate like Fox Boggie, draggin her timbs

Wit a smiley face, take the charge my (*##$ faithful
Malibu spilffs is where I take you, wish I was trapped
On a island, wavy hair like Kimora Simmions, the baddest

(*##$ like Trina, wit a ounce of Christina, you might've
Seen her brickhouse like Eve, in the black beemer
Not to tall like Lisa Leslie, more like Lisa Ray

Short a mix wit Lisa 'Left Eye', and Lisa Bonet
She kiss the dice when I gamble, catch me cheatin
Start a scandal like Taral Hicks, my ghetto Naomi Campbell

Eyes like Vanessa Wills
Dress to killin em softly like Lauryn Hill


[Chorus]

Where my down south, perfect (*##$es at

Where my up top, perfect (*##$es at
Where my west coast, perfect (*##$es at
Where my ghetto, perfect (*##$es at

Where my project, perfect (*##$es at