Mom Do We Have To Go
(Yeah)
I Don't Want To

You Know How I Hate The The

EVIL EVIL... EVIL DENTIST

EVIL EVIL... D D D DENTIST

I I've been dreading this... dentist appointment

I start to sweat when the nurse she calls my name
(Fred)
She looks at my teeth... I get anxiety

Esprcially when I see the frown that's on her face

I said I brush my teeth... at least once a week

The dentist walks in the room and says "Hello Fred"
He looks in my mouth... he's gettin grossed out ("ahh")
I shoulda listened when my mom said


DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH... OH
OR IT'LL BE TOO LATE

DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH... OH
OR YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FEEL THE PAIN
FROM THE EVIL DENTIST


EVIL EVIL... EVIL DENTIST
EVIL EVIL... D D D DENTIST


Got 15 cavities... The dentist smiles at me
He says he'll need a bigger drill... He's gotta go deep

What's with the hypodermics... he says it doesn't hurt but
I think that he's not being totally honest with me


Here comes the Novocaine
I gotta look away
Suddenly I'm feelin kinda light in the head

Then he puts on my mask
Here comes the laughing gas (ha ha ha ha )
I shoulda listened when my mom said


DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH... OH
OR IT'LL BE TOO LATE

DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH... OH
OR YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FEEL THE PAIN
FROM THE EVIL DENTIST


EVIL EVIL... EVIL DENTIST
EVIL EVIL... D D D DENTIST


It's over now... and I was brave
But now my tongue is numb... so is my brain!


Hey... Hey mom... I... I can't feel my tongue
I... I... I can't feel my

Hey... this feels funny...
Hey... he pulled out my two front teeth by mistake!


DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH... OH
OR IT'LL BE TOO LATE
DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH... OH

OR YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FEEL THE PAIN
FROM THE EVIL DENTIST


EVIL EVIL... EVIL DENTIST
EVIL EVIL... D D D DENTIST