Well that's an old toaster
It just needs a cord
That's a full set of coasters

If there was only one more
But that's a brand new barbecue
It's my brother Pete's

When he bought it he forgot that
He doesn't eat meat
And it's a big $$# garage sale

At a quarter to ten
No early birds 'cause, we're sleeping in
Our mama's in prison

We're trying to raise her bail
We're sellin' her things
And it's a big $$# garage sale

There's a car out back
It just needs a motor
And a couple of doors

And a full set of rotors
But it used to run good
It had a whole lot of heart

And the beautiful thing is
We got another one for parts
And it's a big $$# garage sale

At a quarter to ten
No early birds 'cause, we're sleeping in
Our mama's in prison

We're trying to raise her bail
We're sellin' her things
And it's a big $$# garage sale

It's a big $$# garage sale
It's a big $$# garage sale