When I met her she was a beauty queenWho wanted something moreNow she's hanging out with me in front of the liquor storeAnd it won't start when I shut it off So she has to get the beerShe puts it in the back seat And she quietly says to me When, exactly, did we become white trashHow come we have seven dogs living in the garageHow come the only eight track in our car is Johnny Cash When, exactly, did we become white trash And she tells everybody that I've got my PhDBut it stands for Post Hole DiggerIt ain't exactly a degreeAnd there's curtains on the window And we hardly watch TVAnd that double wide is triple wideNow that's she's with meAnd she saysWhen, exactly, did we become white trashHow come we got seven dogsAnd who burned down the garage How come the only eight track in our car is Johnny CashWhen, exactly, did we become white trashGirls: When, exactly, did we become white trashBoys: When, exactly, did we become white trashWhen, exactly, did we become white trash