FRANK ZAPPA lyrics : "Ronnie's Booger Story"
Ronnie: We lived in a little room, man. It was, it was probably a fourth as big
as, as your livin' room, Frank (cough). And uh, everytime we picked a booger
we'd flip it on this one winduh, or wipe it there if we couldn't flip it there,
y'know. And uh, I guess Dwight stayed with me for about . . . 'bout seven
months, wasn't it? Six months? And uh, every night we'd contribute, y'know, two
or three or four boogers, y'know. And when he left uh, my mom knew what was
goin' on all the time but we thought we had her hoodwinked. Heh-heh. She was
smarter with, than we, than what we were. An' she made us clean 'em off, y'know?
We used Ajax and, and we couldn't get them things, we had to use a, had to use a
putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh. You couldn't even see
out the winduh with all them boogers, man. I'm not kiddin' you (sniff). An'
there was big ones too, an' there was little, and there was some goober ones
that weren't even hard, man, you'd just smear 'em, young ones. It's like fro-,
you, you've seen frosted glasses. That winduh was just like a frosted glass with
spots all over it, y'know? And uh, (sniff) it was, it was no good. Although,
th-that, that was the good ol' days, so . . .