Ooh, the way you love me, lady,
I get so hard now I could die
Ooh, the way you love me, sugar,

I get so hard now I could die

Open up your pocketbook,

Get another quarter out,
Drop it in the meter, mama
And try me on for size

Open up your pocketbook,
Get another quarter out,
Drop it in the meter, mama

And try me on for size

Ooh, the way you squeeze me, baby,

Red balloons just pop behind my eyes
Ooh, the way you squeeze me, girl,
Red balloons just pop behind my eyes


Open up your pocketbook,
Get another quarter out,

Drop it in the meter, mama
And try me on for size
Open up your pocketbook,

Get another quarter out,
Drop it in the meter, mama
And try me on for size


Mark:
Oh, do you really wanna please me?


Howard:
You know I do, baby


Mark:
Well, tell me why you do it

I really wanna know

Howard:

Oh, no, no, I wouldn't be right
For me to tell you tonight


Mark:
You better tell me right away
Or I pack up and go!


Howard:
Don't get mad

It ain't no big thing

Mark:

You better tell me right away,
Don't you treat me cold


Howard:
HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT!
Well, there are a lot of reasons why I'd . . . I'd drag a girl such as yourself

back to this . . . plastic hotel room and . . . rip you off for spare change to
run a . . . to run a vibrating machine attached to this queen-size,
bulk-purchase, kapok-infested, do-not-remove-tag-under-penalty-of-law type bed

and . . . and make you take off all your little clothes . . . until you are
nearly STARK RAVING NUDE! (Save for your chrome-with-heavy-duty-leather-thong
Peace Medallion, heh . . . ) And make you $$#ume a series of marginally erotic

poses involving . . . a plastic chair and . . . an old guitar strap while I . .
. did a wee-wee in your hair and . . . beat you with a pair of tennis shoes . .
. I got from Jeff Beck