[backing vocals Tina Turner & The Ikettes]

I am gross and perverted

I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed

I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule

And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious

But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say

I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out

From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you

And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you

Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told

Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks . . .

Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video

Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video

Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

I am the slime from your video

Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video

Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go