Baby baby why you cryin'
Feeling sorry what she said
Put down that rag, I told her then

Don't wanna hear you cry again
Dear heart, dear heart
Tell me, tell me what's the reason

Dear heart, dear heart
Tell me, tell me what's the reason
You know she went to see the doctor

And then she read a magazine
Forget that book, 1 told her then
Don't wanna hear about the book again

Dear heart. dear heart
Work out, Vinnie
Tell me, tell me what's the reason

Dear heart, dear heart
I thought you were in love, Vinnie
Tell me, tell me what's the reason

There was a picture on the story
That showed a young sophisticator
Who falls in love three pages later

With some aggressive agitator
And by and by he comes to hate her
'Cause she don't shave her underarms

And he can't go for that
'Cause he's a young sophisticator
Baby baby why you cryin'

It made me wonder what she said
Forget that book I told her then
Don't want to hear 'bout the book again

Dear heart, dear heart
Tell me, tell me what's the reason
Dear heart, dear heart

How you doin, Vinnie?
Tell me, tell me what's the reason
Would you still love me if my hair grew

All down the side of my kimono
Well of course I would, it might be hip
If it did not cause you to trip

Dear heart, dear heart
Or radiate a bad aroma
Dear heart, dear heart

Or radiate a cheap aroma
Dear heart, dear heart
Or radia-iaate, or radia-ia-ia-iate

Butzis aroma
Ha ha ha ha ha ha