Halley's waitress
never comes around
She's hiding in the kitchen

She's nowhere to be found
I just want some coffee
Is that too much to ask?

Halley's waitress
is not up to the task


And when she finally appears
It's like she's been away for years


It's been so long
So long
Darling don't you know

We miss you when you're gone
So long
So long

Darling don't you know
We miss you when you're gone
Ahhh


Halley's waitress
Has vanished once again

She's talking to her agent
She's calling all her friends
Forget about the coffee

I'll just take a check
Halley's waitress
You know you'll get yours yet


It's been so long
So long

Darling don't you know
We miss you when you're gone
So long

So long
Darling don't you know
We miss you when you're gone

Ahhh