They called him Great Scott
Because he was great
They called her Great Susan

Cause she was his date
She climbed in a box
He cut her in two

And when he was through
She was just half a woman


And he'd tie her up
Set her on fire
He'd douce her with oil

The crowd would go wild
She was always alright
At the end of the night

But somehow she felt
Like just half a woman


The show went the same way
Year after year
He'd wave his magic wand

She'd disappear
One day she asked
How did this come to be

Somewhere there must be more to me

One day she left


She climbed through the stage
And into the trap door

Under the lion's cage
And after a spell
He said what the hell

It was just as well
She was just half a woman