Nice girls, not one with a defect
Cellophane shrink-wrapped, so correct
Red dogs under illegal legs

She looks so good that he gets down and begs

[Chorus:]

She is watching the detectives
"Ooh, he's so cute"
She is watching the detectives

When they shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot
They beat him up until the teardrops start
But he can't be wounded 'cause he's got no heart


Long shot at that jumping sign
Invisible shivers running down my spine

Cut to baby taking off her clothes
Close-up of the sign that says "We never close"
He snatches at you and you match his cigarette

She pulls the eyes out with a face like a magnet
I don't know how much more of this I can take
She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake


[Chorus]


You think you're alone until you realize you're in it
Now fear is here to stay, love is here for a visit
They call it instant justice when it's past the legal limit

Someone's scratching at the window, I wonder who is it?
The detectives come to check if you belong to the parents
Who are ready to hear the worst about their daughter's disappearance

Though it nearly took a miracle to get you to stay
It only took my little fingers to blow you away


Just like watching the detectives
Don't get cute
It's just like watching the detectives

I get so angry when the teardrops start
But he can't be wounded 'cause he's got no heart


Watching the detectives
It's just like watching the detectives
Watching the detectives

Watching the detectives