If you pluck one hair from my uni brow brow
I swat your shot all the way to moscow
A shot blocker a unibrow rocker (3x)

the thick hair growing above my eyes
is what allows me to posterize
yes my unibrow is what gives me my powers

to dunk balls hard and send your team to the showers
when I come to the rim -- duck
feel the wrath of my brow which I never pluck

soon my brow which reach my hands
then I will tuck it into my pants


a shot blocker a unibrow rocker
I don't pluck my hairs I just let them grow longer
a shot blocker a unibrow rocker

I don't tweeze my hairs I just let them grow longer

I block shots like a french man eats cheese

with both hands and with the greatest of ease
Only a freshman I don't have no degrees
Just a unibrow which I refuse to tweeze

If you pluck one hair from my uni-brow-brow
I will swat your shot all a way to moscow
my unibrow unifies my university

now drop those tweezers and sing this verse with me
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