They act like she's the only woman here.
The guys all swarm her when she is near.
It's not because of what she's wearing,

That's not why they're always staring.
It's because ((she's a chick with a big rack)).


[Boing! sound.]

[Various sound effect are overdubbed the next verse.]


Maybe I should bleach my hair blond?
(Bleaching, bleaching, bleaching.)

Maybe I should put a tight sweater on?
(Mmmn, mmmmn.)
I know those aren't home-grown,

Those melons are silicone.
[Wolf whistle.]
She's a chick with a big rack.


[Laughing.]