I'll wait for you till I turn blue
There's nothin' more a man can do
Don't get your bollocks in a twist

Settle down, don't take a fit
Ya drank with demons straight from Hell
They almost nearly won as well

Ya wiped the floor with victory
Then puked until you fell asleep


Blackened was the banshee's wail
These boots will never fill her jail
So you crawled into an empty boat

For the Gulf of Mexico
Till Cortez came an' when so did you
From the ashes charred and blue

Smellin' like a Salty Dog
Back from Hell where you belong


Anarchy, the scourge of every sea
The Antichrist aboard a rig
With us your cutthroat thieves

The ship went down we all near drowned
Ya stood there on the deck
Till the Spanish came and flogged yer arse

And dragged you from the wreck

They threw a rope around yer neck

To watch you dance the jig of death
Then left ya for the starvin' crows
Hoverin' like hungry !@^%s

One flew down plucked out yer eye
The other he had in his sights
Ya snarled at him, said leave me be

I need the bugger so I can see