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FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS lyrics : "Too Many Dicks On The Dancefloor"

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor

Too many dicks

[Jemaine]

Going to the party
Sippin' on Bacardi
Wanna meet a hottie

But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the army

The only [email protected](& I'll see tonight will be made of origami

[Bret]

Tell the fellas, make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go

The dance floor bro-hoe ratio
Five to one is a brodeo
Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go

Wait outside all night to find
Twenty dudes in a conga line


Too many dicks on the dance floor
Easy to fix
Too many dicks on the dance floor

Spread out the dicks

[Dave]

Too many dudes
With too many dicks
Too close to my %#@!

Too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds
More broads, less rods

I came to do battle
Skedaddle with the cattle prods


[Jemaine]
Too many men
Too many boys

Too many misters
Not enough sisters
Too much time on, too many hands

Not enough ladies, too many mans

[Jemaine]

Too many dicks
Too many dongs
Too many schlongs

Now sing this song

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