FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS PARODY lyrics : "The Most Beautiful Mare In The Room"
Looking round room,
I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful mare in the...room.
In the whole wide room
Oooh.
And when you're on the street
Depending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top three
Good looking mares on the street
Depending on the street
And when I saw you at my mate's place
I thought what...is...she...doing...
At my mate's place
How did Dash get a hottie like that to a party like this
Good one Dash!!!
Ohhhh you're a legend, Dash!
I asked Dash if she's going to make a move on you
sHe's not sure
I said "Dash do you mind if I do?" (Yes. I DO MIND. Are you even listening?)
she says she doesn't mind
but I can tell she kinda minds
but I'm gonna do it anyway
I see you standing all alone by the stereo
I dim the lights down very low, here we go
You're so beautiful
You could be a waitress
You're so beautiful
You could work in rarities shop as mannequin
You're so beautiful
You could be a part...time...model
And then I seal the deal
I do my moves
I do my dance moves
(Thrusting his flank up in your face x2
It's twelve oh two
Just me and you
And seven other colts
Around you on the dance floor
I draw you near
Let's get outta here
Let's get in a cab
I'll buy you a kebab!
Now I can't believe
That I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful mare I have ever seen
With a kebab
Ooooooohhh.
Why don't we leave?
Let's go to my house and we can feel each other up on the couch
Oh no. I don't mind taking it slow-ho-ho, no-ho-ho, yeah.
Cause you're so beautiful
Like a, tree
Or a donut joe donut
You're so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part-time model
But you'd probably be replaced by fluttershy
Fluttershy model!
Spending part of your time, modelling,
and part of your time, next to meeeeeeeeee!
My place is usually tidier than this...
(oooo not really...)
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