M-M-M-M-My Dad's a drunk
My My Mom is a skitzo
My Dad's a drunk

My my mom is a skitzo
Dad's a drunk
My mom is a skitzo

I am a drunk and I am a skitzo
My son's a punk
My daughter's a lezbo

My unc's a drunk
I can't make my mind up


Why don't it just fade away
F-F-F-Fade away
F-F-F-Fade away

Ooo-oo-Oh Fade away
Fah Fah Fade away
T-T-T-T-Tah turn the page


My bro's my fo
My nice is a morfo

My wife's a freak
My husband's a psycho
My sister's a !@^%

I can't take it no more

I got bad luck

But wait there's more
My aunt's a (*##$
My cuzz is a $#&@up

My aunt's a (*##$
My cuzz is a $#&@up
My aunt's a (*##$

My cuzz is a $#&@up
My aunt's a (*##$
My cuzz is a $#&@up

My aunt's a (*##$
My cuzz is a $#&@up
My aunt's a (*##$

My cuzz is a $#&@up
My aunt's a (*##$
My cuzz is a $#&@up

....C-C-Ah C'mon
Why can't they just
Straighten up


SSSSSSAh Straighten up
SSSSSSAh Straighten up

...Sah Straighten up
...Sah Straighten up
SSSSSSAh Straighten up

SSSSSSAh Straighten up

All because my dad's a drunk

My mom is a skitzo
My mom's a drunk
My dad is a skitzo

I am a drunk
And I am a skitzo


My Grandma's cool
Grampa's already gone
My Grandma's cool

Grampa's already free
Grandma flips in and out
Of reality

My Grampa's free
No reality
My berath flips in and out

Of reality
Grandma's free no reality
My life flips in and out of reality

Why did he have, Why did she have
To die?