Di da di da
I hate cellphones


I just wanna scream
When I hear ther tones


Di di da di da
I swear I'm gonna break'em


When I hear them ringing
It chills me to the bones


I went to dinner
Just the other night


I was spreading butter on a roll
When I got a fright


The decor was classy
And so was the food


But That cell phone person
He was just plain rude


It rang six times til he aswered it
People looked around to find the culprit


Then he talked through
Soup, entree and dessert


And his girl sat smiling
But she thought he was jerk


Di da di da
I hate cellphones


I just wanna scream
When I hear ther tones


Di di da di da

I swear I'm gonna break'em


When I hear them ringing
It chills me to the bones


Walking, running
Driving, eating,


Jogging, dancing
While on your phone


Walking, running
Driving, eating,


Jogging, dancing,
You all look like clones


I hit up that girl
And we went on a date


So far so good
Everithing was going great


I had ger attention
Was telling a story


Then I heard her phone ring
And it got gory


She stopped me midsentence
Entranced with her phone


While she talked to some guy
I was all alone


While she was chattin'
I looked into her eyes

And then I realized

She was not a prize

Di di da di da

I hate cellphones


I just wanna scream
When hear their tones

Di di da di da

I swear I'm gonna break'em

When I hear them ringing
It chills me to the bones


Even when you use it
When you should

The reception's never good

No one can hear a thing you say

But you got a big bill to pay

When they answer you
You can never hear

But you still buy one
Out of fear


... wouldn't want to be different
Di di da di da

I hate cellphones

I just wanna scream

When I hear ther tones
Di di da di da
I swear I'm gonna break'em

When I hear them ringing
It chills me to the bones


Di di da di da
I hate cellphones

I just wanna scream when I hear their tones

Di di da di da
I swear I'm gonna break'em


When I hear them ringing
It chills me to the bones

Then on sunday matinee
I got a good seat


My friends had all told me
That this movie'd be hard to beat

I heard a conversation
Not part of the scene

I wanted to yell out cuss words
But I'm not really mean

Some guy was blabbing
The dude nex to me

I stared at him
Incredulously

Then I had an epiphany
This was my final trial

I grabbed his phone
And trew it in the aisle

DI DI DI DI DI DI
Di di da di da
I hate cellphones

I just wanna scream
When I hear their tones

Di da di da
I swear I'm gonna break'em

When I hear them ringing
It chills me to the bones

Di di da di da
I hate cellphones

I just wanna scream
When I hear their tones

Di di da di da
I swear I'm gonna break'em

When I hear them ringing
It chills me to the bones