!@%*s in skirts, scattered all over this scrabble board
And it's no wonder very few words worth using are being played
All this unintelligible squawking is drowning out anything

Worth listening to, so we're dumbing down everything
And using huge hand gestures trying to get a point across
To the deaf and blind. Chubby disgusting infants

In a giant damp crib teething and in dire need of a mothers
Rum soaked digit. Anything to numb anything to encourage
Ignorance. Anything to put us to sleep

Someone, anyone, take off your shirt and pacify
Make it easy for us to eat, easy for us to sleep
I think we deserve it rephrased!

Someone, anyone, take us out back and put us down!
I think we deserve it
Because it's not far from pleasure island where this

Pink flesh gets it's fur
It's there that the noise you speak can finally be heard
It will make sense to the rest of

Your four-legged stench-ridden gluttonous kin
You can feel comfortable in your skin
You will feel comfortable in your skin

We're trying to speak clearly but our voices get
Drowned out by the over-excessive braying and
The always open mouth