Chorus:
My addiction to fanfiction, is such an awful pain
What a terrible affliction, there's nothing left to gain

The tension's mounting can't you see? Fanfiction has a grip on me
What else is there left to say, every character must be unequivocally gay


I was watching the muppets the other night,
When an idea came to mind with such a delight
I could write a fanfiction about this too,

Where Kermit's a peeper, and Fozzie's on the loooooooo
What's he gonna to doooooo?


My friends think that I'm quite insane,
because I can't contain my brain
I showed them what I wrote last night,

with Thomas the Tank Engine and Obama's Wiiiiiiiife
I need to get a liiiiiiiiiife


CHORUS

When dark characters are often snide,

I can't help but make myself their bride!
It takes it's toll on me every day,
like my mother and fifty shades of greeeeeeeeeey

I could write a plaaaaaaaaaaaay!
I might even get paaaaaaaaaid!


CHORUS

I mangle a thesaurus

like a ^^&$#* stegosaurus
Using gulp? Try 'engorge' instead!
It's a great word to use, when we're talking about heeeeeeeeead!


Here's some other words you can use ladies and gents:
belt

bolt
choke
stuff

chugalug
consume
devour

dispatch
dispose
guzzle

savour
quaff
scarf

swig
swill
wolf



CHORUS


I've got quite a lot of contreversial diction
I'm making a selection of terrible fan fiction

I can't wait to put this on my blog
And make teenage girls scream; "Oh my Gawwwwwwd"
[Random musing]