Corporate wants to sign me
but their afraid what I'll say
As I place their careers in a serial killer bay

their heads floating by like a six pack of beer
For real lyrics is all the Industry now fear


Spit and drink and do what I like
I'm like Travis Patrana on his Bike
Do the flips that makes everyone come back

as I sit in Mansion and count my Stack
Fifty how did that get my roll
I'm Sam Hensen ready to bowl


Shooting a strike just for you
as I humiliate the kids at Mountain Dew

Stop drinking the Pepsico stuff
Here comes another year it's gonna be rough
Indra Nooyi hides like White and Derin

Ask me again lawyers if I be caring

Corporate wants to sign me

but their afraid what I'll say
As I place their careers in a serial killer bay
their heads floating by like a six pack of beer

For real lyrics is all the Industry now fear

They call me controversial they tell me I'm good

I never asked for all this Life of Hollywood
Hell wish I could go back and make a DQ
Like the rest of the people who hate me feel free to sue

You won't get a dime my lawyers are the best around
As I'd bet my whole career Caa is going Down!