my mom she likes you, she thinks your swell
got the makings of a dance hall girl
your lowcut frock and your birds nest hair

stepping up heels and the way that you smell
she says to take you back
to see my folks again on Sunday


why it looks as though theres nobody in
they've all went out to see my Auntie Renny

don't you worry you just come right in
I'm sure we'll pass the time 'til they come home
well let me take your coat

take off your shoes, warm your toes, try the sofa

its getting dark we'll miss the late night bus

it's only eight but I'm not taking any chances
what's that noise why'd they come back so soon
straighten your dress you're really looking a mess

I'll wet my socks pretend we just got caught in the rain
oh your so rude