In the middle of a

dark and stormy night,

ponyville filled up with fright
from the sight of an evil monster so bold
you can call him a killed because he is cold-blooded


straight flooded the hearts of the ponies
slowly awaiting their imminent doom

until a bright purple pony stood up
trotting down to the town, she fittn'a make a big boom


and she gonna be making a mess of the
mythical creature that wanna be killing em'
running down a list of all of the

damages for which twilight will be billing him

and twilight, she'll win

according to cats, she is the best pony
Ursa, you better take a major seat
as luna would say, "She's going to pwn thee"


and he just can't see that he'll lose
laughing in the face of the elemental

harmonic magician making a brew in her mind,
about to go mental


and as she charges up her magical powers
ursa begins to see
that ponyville ain't always sunshine and flowers

but it's to late to flee

"it's time to lose", says twilight

shooting of spells like a semi-automatic
rifle trifling in ursa's plans
leaving the beast with an experience quite traumatic


and it's done, the war is won
twilight proceeds to beat the bear

so, to all of the enemies of ponyville,
i'd just like to say, you'd better beware