My formal education
Never bothered
With my ABC's

Teacher student relation
Taught me all about
The birds and bees


School boy fantasy
Lose control

Of all my faculties

You know that one thing

That got through to me
Was her body chemistry


Subject to body language
Ain't so bad to read
Between the lines

I scored above average
Oral examination
Is where I shine


School boy fantasy
Lose control

Of all my faculties
Student body graduated
At the highest degree


You know that one thing
That got through to me

Was her body chemistry
Purely scientifically
Studied her anatomy


Teacher's pet, Teacher's pet
God only knows what you

Do to me