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EXAM DAY lyrics : "I Fear No Test"


I hit the classroom with my game face on
I was studying last night till the break of dawn.

Pencil in the left scantron in the right,
That A+ will have your boi feeling right.
Sup Test! You ain't pumpin no fear,

I've been knocking out your kind the whole damn year!!
Deep in the front row is where I found my chair,
I can avoid distractions like those with itchy hair.

I extended my elbows to claim my territory,
If you cross this line the results could be gory...
I commenced some light pencil tapping in attempts to unnerve,

My other classmates cause this test is on a curve.
I followed it up with a bit of desk shakin,
I got them all heated sizzling like bacon.

My diversion strategy did prevail,
I've got them all trapped in their own mental jail.
Smiling, I looked them all in the eye to seal their fate,

It's that bald headed test taker that you love to hate.

Exams and test mayne it's all the same,

Tryna get the best grade is the name of the game.
Coached by the books, library like the gym,
Come test day Tax Mayne gonna win.


She passed out the tests and then waited a minute,
She said "you may begin" and I was all up in it.

Question number 1 not a problem I circled in B,
#2 a no brainer this is to E-Z.
Then I saw it, question #10,

The kind that separates boys from men.
It entailed formulas, !@#^ysis meticulous computation,
I'd never seen a problem like the one I was facing.

I called for back-up took out the TI-86,
It graphs, does present value and some other cool tricks.
The log of 10, the square root of 12,

When I saw 19 factorial I knew even further I'd have to delve.
The numbers were intimidating cause they were rolling deep,
But I broke them down and one by one I creep.


I tested some variables and debated between two answers,
My decision fluctuating like belly dancers.

I made up my mind and circled in D,
Then I erased it and bubbled in B.






Chorus

The class was full but it was just me and the test,

Zoned out I focused with no rest.
The best, is the goal I'm striving to achieve,
When she grades my exam she just won't believe.....

How I got 100%!! WATCHYA KNOW ABOUT ME!?
I stay bubblin in correct answers on my test key.
No problem to big no question to complicated,

I'll be shining like a star when those tests get graded.

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