I am the original (*##$, I am the original !@^%
I am the girl that you just won't admit you adore
I am the original witch, I am the original !@^%

I am the girl that you just won't admit you adore

I suppose you think that you know me now

Yeah, I bet you've got it all figured out
And you try and pick apart the %#@! that I do
All the while the quest for fame has got you

You're so vein, you don't even notice that corruption surrounds you
You don't even notice somebody set their arms around you


You're just waiting for me to drown
So no one knows that you stole my whole sound
And yet you're grinning when I come around

You fake $$# (*##$

You're just waiting for me to drown

So no one knows that you stole my whole sound
And yet you're grinning when I come around
Fake $$# (*##$


I am the original (*##$, I am the original !@^%
I am the girl that you just won't admit you adore

I am the original witch, I am the original !@^%
I am the girl that you just won't admit you adore


How kind of you to offer
What you think a woman should do or say
Maybe if you weren't so self-righteous

You would not have such a hard time getting laid

Whatever you have to say out loud

To convince yourself that you're right
Oh, it's just too bad
You carry no conviction in your so-called revelations

Your pedantic conversations shed no light

Oh, you're just waiting for me to drown

So no one knows that you stole my whole sound
And yet you're grinning when I come around
You fake $$# (*##$


You're just waiting for me to drown
So no one knows that you stole my whole sound

And yet you're grinning when I come around
Fake $$# (*##$


I am the original (*##$, I am the original !@^%
I am the girl that you just won't admit you adore
I am the original witch, I am the original !@^%

I am the girl that you just won't admit you adore

Fake $$# (*##$

Now everybody knows you're a fake $$# (*##$
And I'm gonna get them
Fake $$# (*##$