We are gathered here today
On this sorrowful occasion
To say goodbye to the dearly departed

In other words the ^!$$% dead
Whether or not you can survive death
That's the ultimate test for your $$# ain't it?

So far dont nobody we know have passed the ultimate test
Least of all this ^!$$% laying here
Cause this boy wasn't %#@!

Im gonna tell you that right off
I saw him kicking his mamas $$# over there on 47th Street
And if you think we gonna bury you with them diamonds and %#@! on

You got another thing coming
Id like to introduce the boys woman ho (*##$
I dont know what she was

Shes laying over there in the booth
Say girl what you doing?
Well dont sell no #~!!@ in here

If you do I want a cut
%#@! your fault the ^!$$% dead