Okay, let me spit this quick,
(*##$es say "What?" and I say disdick.
Make yo girl disappear like a magic trick.

Then kick her out the door, no karate kid.
From Montreal to overseas,
baggin' them (*##$es like groceries.

Met her just now, have her on her knees,
She using no hand like an amputee


No Lonely Island, but I'm on a boat.
Flow so sick, no antidote.
I ain't Chinese, I'm Filipino.

Asian girls pass by and they call me guapo.
Haters stop hatin' when I'm on the scene.
Her booty so juicy like a tangerine.

Got her up and down like a trampoline,
then I take her under, no submarine.


Schools-coming-up-but-I'm-still-on-vacation
I'm-not-good-at-math-but-I-solved-the-equations
Yo-(*##$-is-"My Girl"-yah-just-like-The Temptations

You-don't-understand?-Then-try-google-translations
Try-to-find-another-asian-kid-like-me,
that-can-flow-a-little-better-than-the-kid-on-screen

People are impressed, cuz they know that I'm a teen,
cuz my flow so nice, hit it with a spice.


Got a laptop, full of naked ladies.
Maury Show, that's not my baby.
She Carly Rae, so call me maybe.

No Bruno Mars, but my $$# is lazy.
I'm so cold, you're frozen.
Pass the mic, cuz I am open.

I'm so slick just like Frank Ocean,
I'm a condom, PC TROJANS!