There was John, Jane and Betsy
Eatin' bugs and drinkin' pepsi
Dancin' jigs up on the fever,

off the sides, down the neighbor

I was stark with sister feather

she was courting with umba-rella
she would fit so much about it
that should never cope without it


was you ever see such a good time


I was god of brother Joe
He was come from Calico
Here we go just to college

For to have a bit of knowledge

was you ever see such a good time


She was stricken, strikin' whistle
Makin' noise just like the devil

Dirty jones, and pointy seven
come to see the open rearway